Oh, just look at your belly fat!
You know, you're my one and only cat.
Your belly fat, with glory and grace
waddles around all over the place.
Oh Sheila, my one and only cat
I love you, not only because you're fat.
Oh, just look at your beautiful hair!
The hair that you, Sheila, drop everywhere.
Your fur so soft, I love it, my cutie!
No doubt, you are the prettiest beauty!
Oh Sheila, my one and only cat
I love you, not only because you're fat.
Oh, just listen to your fancy meow!
The only cat I want is you!
Your nose, so pink, so pretty, my dear!
And your purr is something I love to hear.
Oh Sheila, my one and only cat
I love you, not only because you're fat.