Let's get down to business
To defeat Demons.
Did they send them Slackers
When they asked for Users?
You're the crazziest bunch they ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Person, they'll make a Belletristican
Out of you.
Tranquil as a library
But on epic within.
Once you find your title
You are sure to win.
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a plot.
Somehow they'll make a Belletristican
Out of you.
I'm never gonna catch my bug
Say goodbye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting grammar
This deamons got them scared to death
Hope I doesn't prescribed through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to write
BE A BELLETRISTICAN
We must be swift as a wild wolves
BE A BELLETRISTICAN
With all the force of a great fluffy
BE A BELLETRISTICAN
With all the strength of a fampcire
Mysterious as the secret side of the loot
Time is racing toward us
'til the Demons arrive.
Heed the fairy order
And you might survive.
I'm unsuited for the rage of war
So I pack up and go home
How could they make a Belletristican
Out of me?
BE A BELLETRISTICAN
We must be swift as a wild wolves
BE A BELLETRISTICAN
With all the force of a great fluffy
BE A BELLETRISTICAN
With all the strength of a fampcire
Mysterious as the secret side of the loot
BE A BELLETRISTICAN
We must be swift as a wild wolves
BE A BELLETRISTICAN
With all the force of a great fluffy
BE A BELLETRISTICAN
With all the strength of a fampcire
They'll make a Belletristican Out of you.
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29.11.2018 © Felix Hartmann
[fampcire = Fagerleuer auf englisch :3]