My hearts and ratings thrive,
how can such a thing be?
When I look at the top five,
about three of them are me!
This doesn't seem quite right,
So guess what I'll do next...
I'll go ahead and write,
our lowest rated text!
So whoever you might be,
a long time fan, or just a friend,
someone, who likes or dislikes me,
Let's push this text down, hand in hand!
Indulge in grammar-nazi-ism,
write your meanest critizism,
Mock every single imperfection,
like in youtube's comment section.
Let this be the the single most,
down-rated and forsaken post,
from all of our Belletristica,
and give this text just one damn star!
Being real for a moment:
I want to thank my dear readers for putting me and my texts up there for so long. You're awesome and I really, really love all of you! I personally don't think I deserve this, but it's a great honor to be able to write for you!
I also thank my haters for... well... non existing or for being too busy to downvote me? Whichever happens to be the case.
And to the anonymus stalker who keeps putting chocolate crisp cookies in front of my doorstep every morning, I have only one thing to say: Dear sir or madam, keep up the good work!
Meg out :D