I'm tired of darkness and evil dealings,
I might be bad, but I still have feelings.
I'm through with demons and succubi,
and I'm not into tentacles, as I used to be.
I had it with monsters and poltergeists,
for once, I want someone who's actually nice.
Alright, I already know what you'll say:
"Meg dating humans? Good joke, but no way!"
While I understand, that you might be wary,
just let me explain: I wanna marry a fairy!
Fairies are awesome, so pretty and smart.
They can even fly, I don't know where to start!
They're small and have access to fairy dust.
And they do like absinthe, now that is a plus!
I hope that someday I will find a fairy,
who loves me so much, that we could then marry,
She'd be always besides me, or flying above,
Just one flap of her wings and I'm falling in love <3
She'd get all the things, she ever desired.
I'd carry my fairy, if her wings were too tired.
I'd craft her a bed, a little house and much more,
and even her very own fairy door.
But it turns out, you can't legally marry a fairy.
How fairyphobic is that? Isn't that scary? :'(