- Everyone is assigned a guardian angel who helps them out through life; however due to a clerical error a demon was assigned to you.
- His hands were cold and his smile made my stomach churn. I knew he wasn't human, somehow, but what was he?
- „What the heck is that?“
„My cat.“
„Cats don‘t have eight legs ...“
- „But … why is his brain green?“
- There was a list of things that could have gone wrong that day, but being shoved down the laundry chute was not on it.
- She should never get used to the cage …
- „I am going to need chicken blood, salt, five candles and a bottle of vodka.“
„Vodka? For the spell?“
„No, that is just to make me feel better about ripping a hole in the universe.“
- „But why is the moon gone?“
- A girl finds an empty book that turns out to be magic. Only the truth can be written in it. If an untruth or mistake is written, the book will change past, present and future to make it true.
- „So, you are a human? Like one hundred percent actual human? I have heard scary things about you guys.“