Edric likes the concept of the third person. He likes it so much, he can't seem to write in any other form.
Some of his greatest accomplishments include: ...nothing. Not a single thing. This man is wholly underwhelming. Do not place any expectations on this one.
Once in a while, a spark of inspiration will ignite the creation of a story idea, a chapter or two, or a clever title. These sparks come in short fiery bursts that often extinguish just as quickly. Motivation to complete these projects is swift to leave just like... oh wait, he's never had a girlfriend.
Maybe one day his fantastical dreams will come true.